Christ I haven't read that for years. Dreadful. TLO thank you for this as it will be 10 years this Christmas. Perhaps I should go this year and have a special anniversary appearance.
However - despite it being nearly 10 years I can still remember with complete clarity the state I was in the...
Before I turned from Digweeds Trousers into Ruperts Flan I had a very bad experience at a Christmas party. I realised that drinking stella at 11am and carrying on all day and then trying to get to Withdean was a very bad idea. I don't go to Christmas parties ever now. Not for over 10 years.