Or, alternatively, how about something like 'Stop Overspending, Going Bankrupt And Blaming Everyone Else Plan'. That could then be shortened to something much snappier like 'SOGBABEEP'...say it out loud, really rolls off of the tongue.
Maybe if they change the name to 'Sensible Spending Guidelines' (or something equally rubbish) then good ol' 'Arry will understand that FFP doesn't exist to make things equal amongst teams...