Whilst I wholeheartedly agree with you about the role of women in a traditional boozer (either barmaid or eye candy) some may not agree with us, and may want a word with you on Friday evening.
When The Swan has toilets big enough to accommodate loo rolls then Melanie Cutress will have once...
Too much like a kindergarten, kids running everywhere with dads happy to let them get on with it to the detriment of others. The owners need to address this, along with providing better toilets.