Are you joking Jessica Fletcher has no legal right to question me, she is neither a police woman or a detective! I'd tell her to shove it where the sun don't shine and say to her "im not nice to be around when im angry" and give her a wink!
Lets say hypertheticaly you've commited a crime of passion, its murder!
Which detective/ busy body would likely catch you and cause you the most greif?
For me it has to be Jessica Fletcher, don't trust the lady, sharp as a tack and a right nosey old sod i'd loose my rag the first time she...