Does he have a song yet? Reading this thread the following popped into my head:
Rohan Ince, Rohan Ince
strides across the pitch
Rohan Ince, Rohan Ince
makes the game his bitch
Feared by the bad
loved by the good
Rohan Ince, Rohan Ince, Rohan Ince
To the tune of the old robin hood them tune...