The opposite of this.
I really felt I'd made good progress this year. Like a recovering alcoholic that's been caught in the booze isle, I feel ashamed, yet somewhat hopeless.
Nah. I reckon I'm way down the list. Although I thought that last year, and was a bit shocked. Definitely outside the top 10, hopefully outside the top 20. If I'm not on the list, I get a badge.
In fact, badges should be something like this:
1: Loser
Top 5: Tw@
Top 10: Needs help
Top 20: Get a...