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Ha ha, some good stuff there, like it.

I must say that colour does suit you. Is that a little red and blue bag you've got there? May I be so bold as to ask what you put in there for the match? Notepad and pencil for the match stats perhaps, shopping list for Sainsbury,s, cheese and pickle sarnies? small fire extinguisher just in case...

Incredible, its the only word for it.

I actually prefer sweet pea to sweet cheeks as in popeye. Only joking EDS, Anyway are you all kitted out in your red and white, ready for The Prem, love to see a pic, any chance.

Getting hot on here now. Melt, hot, get it.

By the way EDS who do you now regard as your rivals in The Prem now we are off your radar?

Ha ha nice one.

Dead right, they seem to love it. Best sport for ages. Good description.

Oh please don't go Mr Rock, I'm beside myself after all the effort I put in, looking around Ikea, traipsing around the burnt out buildings in Croydock, shops ,the ones that were'nt burnt out anyway I even went to some old football ground, not a sign. Oh well at least your safe. Goodbye. ps don't...

Oh Mr Rock, you're back, not on a butchers round as we first thought, what's the plans for today Mr Rock? Have you got one of those half and half scarves yet, Spurs on one end and another team on the other?

Good evening Mr Se20 hope you are well , we don't seem to have seen Mr Rock for a couple of days. Is it true he has finished school and taken a Butchers round for the school holidays?

Didn't somebody ask why the do this before. I think the answer was something to do with wanting to belong to a family, they feel more secure and not out of their depth. I know who it was, Desmond Morris , forget the name of the book.

No mate not at all, nice looking person and a credit CPFC.

I bet the women fall over themselves don't they, while they're running for their lives, absolutely hilarious. Your are joking surely.

Is that you in the pic?

I really do wish you all the best, I'm looking forward just as much as anyone to see how you get on. I'm not bitter at all I just love taking the mick out of anything. Lets all enjoy the season together, you never know Eaglesdestroyseagulls you might become Champions and we might end up in div...

Mr Rock, Mr Rock where have you been, have you been up to London to visit The Queen? No seriously we've been very worried, even posted look-outs in Ikea, never mind your safe and well. Anything we can do for you today? I bet you're getting excited for the visit of Spurs. Been looking for one of...

I'm interested to know if the people up there have started infiltrating The Spurs forums yet, should be good fun.

Sorry, I thought you said Gillingham for a minute.

If I was you mate I would concentrate on whats coming up, not on what has gone before, there's absolutely nothing we can do about it. We're all looking forward to seeing that team up there on TV displaying all their supposed superior skills against the country's best. Wished it was us but it...