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We wouldn't be tourists, if we lived there, would we? I like Malta anyway. I say we keep it, and stick it off the South coast, instead of the IOW.

Tunbridge Wells will indeed be in New Sussex, just across the Pennines from Harrogate. Don't worry about the scummy bit of Kent though - we'll forget to even bring those bits with us.

Actually, that second bit is a CRACKING idea. that way we could put the pieces back in a better way - stick Crawley and Croydon for example, somewhere near Inverness, and move York and Bath to Sussex.

All things are relative though. Tow us to the equator and I reckon we'd see some real nasty big buggers move in, pretty soon. I think the extreme weather systems would be a bit of a shock too. I've given it some thought, and I they should put us either bang in the middle of the MED (they could...

Would there be big spiders, though? And hurricanes?

Depends which way you go :jester:

Perhaps he was suggesting that we ACTUALLY (physically) leave Europe? Maybe get towed to the South Pacific, or something?