I don't have a strong opinion of the impact on our club of 'poogate' and I won't until we have a definitive statement from our club. One thing I won't rule out though - especially bearing in mind the effect it had on the opposition players - is the possibility that it was a setup by them.
A lot of Bank staff made massive bonuses on exactly the same set of rules. When all you need to do is one particular thing without concerning yourself with the overall picture then you're heading for a major crash.
There could be £5Mill riding on the outcome of this - £2.5Mill either way - so I would expect them to be dotting every i and crossing every t before they publish anything or make a statement.
I'd have more sympathy for Poyet if this was the first time but he has history in broken-down relationships. Didn't he force Stephenson out of the club with a 'me or him' ultimatum to Bloom?
If this was featured on one of the CSI-type programmes on TV they'd 'cut through the crap' in no time. A DNA test of the offending substance, a match with the staff (who would all be forced to give DNA samples) and a check against the owners of the key cards. They'd have the culprit banged up in...