I tell you what Aseros, you toddle off the the Play off final and I'll ask my mate Big Winston to 'look after' your girlfriend for you? Once she's spent some time with a real man she won't want you back and its job done all round - happy days.
I've been married for 18 years, if my wife ever told me I couldn't do something I really wanted to do first I would take the 'WTF' look off my face and then just give her a little chuckle and carry on regardless. In fairness to her she has never even tried it and similarly I have never told her...