Or a TV show. Or a play. Or read a book. Or a comic. Or listen to a radio drama. Or play a video game. Or go to the pantomime. Or a puppet show. Or an opera. Or sit around a camp fire with friends. Or...
Oh wow. There are a lot of ways to enjoy storylines depending on personal enjoyment, and...
Maybe not word for word (and not the virgin bit), but definitely heard plenty of people downplay the seriousness of football and the immaturity of some grown ups who put their weekend happiness in the outcome of a game he doesn't even play in.
How on earth did you get that? Nope.
My point...