Just run an English report into a foreign language then back to English. Here's one I made earlier (to japanese then back to english).
By bringing former captain Dean Hammond back to the club, Albion has completed a hat-trick in the second half of the forwarding information.
MF was returned...
Maybe. Y'know how people say "mom" when they mean man of the match, perhaps diego is with his daily amorous date. Taking her to watch a footie match, the ol' romantic!
But doesn't that dilute the genuine criticisms. If we start criticising him when there's nothing to criticise we become white noise. Like Withdean Wanderer's criticisms being ignored because he always moans, like mutts nuts and somerset, like Mr Burns criticising Ashley barnes. If you're...
Really? It's known we made a bid for a defender, and are considering whether to make another improved bid. One of our few remaining fit defenders gets injured. Drawing the conclusion that we will make another bid isn't some sort of NSC exclusive skill. Highlighting this, and pointing out how...