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Rosa/Falmer whatever the f*** you are, you have admitted to lying so why should we believe your mother died from a terminal illness or you know anyone who died on 9/11. The only thing I can imagine being terminal to your family is the terminal boredom they must have to suffer enduring your inane...

So do I

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For one brief moment I'll indulge Colinz. Let's say you are correct and your theories are accurate. Riddle me this... Why? The usual answer is to invade other countries but as has been mentioned, they would never have gone to all this trouble, they could have easily faked a threat or a small...

Alright Barbara, keep your Alan's on. I am enjoying this thread and shall continue to do so, with your express approval of course :salute: And may I suggest if you want him to go away don't post on the thread. Genius.

Do you think so Dad? You know I suspect you may not be the only one that's figured that out.

Colinz, prove your frankly idiotic and offensive ideas or do us all a favour and f*** off you massive, massive (unt.

Here is the suspect footage. That's me in the footage. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1t1xnWcYug

For those of you looking for a straight answer I had hoops. I didn't bother with a sweet desert instead opting for a platter of cheese and biscuits while watching QI. Some debate has arisen however as to the validity of my claims to have eaten said cheese and biscuits. While it is hard to...

It's yours, I'll take pervert too, I think the other one my Mrs would prob have some issues with too. Though she didn't mind me asking the Spaniard Rosita round for liver and onions. I think I'll break the Twister out once our din dins is settled down.

You appear top be using logic. This will never do. It was the work of space caterpillars and anyone who disagrees is a paedo, a pervert and very likely a blaggard.

Please can you provide evidence of these doctored missiles?

Alright Dorothy, keep your Alan's on. If you can't handle a bit of ribbing Falmer don't come on here and act like a (unt. Like I say report me mate. Your choice but don't accuse me of summat if you don't have the sack to back it up. Now I was thinking choc ices for afters but i do have a tin of...

You really are quite bonkers aren't you. As I said, you are more than welcome to report me to any authority you wish. I'm sure they will be massively interested when you say "a man mentioned wanking on a football forum" all the best with that. But if you want to go down that road that's quite a...

I did't ask you round for bunk up, just a film and a spot of nosebag . Now, I 'm going to ask you again and I would really like a straight answer this time please. Beans or hoops?

That resembled some kind of answer there Rolmer, it is of course nonsensical, massively flawed, unproveable and largely turd but an answer of sorts nonetheless

Alas, no. But I think Falmer will be popping over to snuggle up and watch Hustle with me. I'm doing liver and onions, mash and veg. Peas or carrot's falmer?

If a moderator or someone whom I respect decides my posts are inappropriate I will take heed . You however are neither so shove it up your bollocks.

I don't believe passenger planes either, never trusted the buggers. Do you prefer hoops or beans?

Calm down dear. No offence but I won't be taking advice on how to talk to "women" from a boy who spends his free time trolling on a web forum whilst pretending to be a woman called Rosa. And those in glass houses bobbins, some people take a pretty dim view of men pretending to be women on...