"Harry I thought it was terrible when that tv interviewer called you a wheeler and dealer"
"what's that award thing you got there, I bet I could get a few nicker on eBay for that"
"Sir are you aware there's a giant seagull making that chip on your shoulder?"
"Are you aware there's a fuckin' great tit on your 'ead"
(apologies for the poor language in this caption, but it is Harry f***ing Redknapp here)