I was about to say he is batting like an exchange student at a prep school who has picked as there aren't enough cricketers in the school and told to 'have a swing'
I think those that prayed for rain to save the Ashes need to apologise to Eastern Australia and ask some serious question of God. He was late, it was in the wrong region and it was too much.
Not a great question, but good work nonetheless.
I ruddy love Cricinfo. I've just been reading about Eddie Paynter - the third highest English test average - fascinating stuff. Eddie Paynter | Cricket Players and Officials | ESPN Cricinfo
In the fourth Test at Brisbane, he was taken to...
My friend Alice is out there and watching the game today. She doesn't like cricket and was bemoaning the fact that she had to spend so much time at the ground. :tantrum:
Apparently a large quantity of England fans are queuing up for a slice of the victory pie outside the ground - hurry up, we haven't got too long to go. :clap: