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23. Twenty-pissing-three. And how many did the bowlflids contribute to that? f***ing :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: THREE.

Fabulous, that flukey win doesn't even count. 1 Sussex 3 3 0 0 6 9 0.0 63.0 2 Glamorgan 4 2 2 0 7 12 0.0 51.0 3 Derbyshire 3 2 1 0 8 9 0.0 49.0 4 Leicestershire 2 2 0 0 5 6 0.0 43.0 5 Northamptonshire 3 2 1 0 3 6 0.0 41.0 6...

61. f***.

Corrected for you to take account of probabilities. :thumbsup:

That's the least they should be offering. Free entry AND free beer.

Well... rain forecast. Thankfully.

Two no balls and two fours in that Rana over... :wozza:

Sussex Cricket 1839-2010 "Oh well, we scored some runs..."

Monty into DOUBLE FIGURES. WHAT THE PIG-EYED FUCKETTY IS GOING ON?

Two colossi of batting now in... :facepalm:

325/8 = 325 all out. GUARANTEED.

60 from 61 now. He has just STOPPED. :rant:

Is it worth turning up today? Leicestershire will TROUNCE us by lunch.

Gatting out just before tea. Like his uncle, has to get out in order to devour the sandwiches first.

The pitch is officially listed as 'melancholy'.

Extras 22 :facepalm: Just give them the f***ing match why don't you?

They couldn't get the sandwiches wrapped up before Thursday.

J. Anyon (Sah) claims a scalp.

James Taylor 0 off 23 balls. Just teasing us before going on to Shower The People - with sixes... :rant:

James Taylor in bat now. You've Got A Friend - yeah, the f***ing Sussex attack... :rant: