but she wouldn't
Have a decko at THIS freakin' mess;
Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield talk oral sex on This Morning - while pensioners performing sexual positions have younger viewers cringing | Mail Online
I'm sorry, but those two are just plain skank, and especially crap for a RR thread.
Look at the low points on the average bint on the left, then the granola ex-hippy on the right with her "I combed it earlier this week and it's natural" unkempt curly hair.
I bet she doesn't use perfume or wear...