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Especially when you tie it to their arse. They run for hours.

Taser. Befriend the cat, then when it comes up for a nice little scratch behind the ears, wedge 40,000 volts up its arse. It will never be able to shit again. Pump up water pistol/rifle is the best option, you can take them out in other people's gardens and set up an exclusion zone. If you...