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So the Big B signs for ANOTHER lucrative £120k a week deal. This just has to be the most perplexing deal in History. He’s scored (I think) 4 goals in 50 odd appearances which makes his run rate £2 .4 million per goal...I reckon either him or his agent have some “interesting” Polaroid’s of...

So. Here we go. Season 19/20 and match of the day have new animated opening sequence...Arsenal are represented by a mighty cannon firing majestically, Spurs have their rampant chicken, Liverpool have an enormous dissolving Liver bird and us? A seagull drifting over, what looks like, St Mary’s...

Nearly killing a bloke sunbathing in his garden. Does this shit happen often? Apparently the guy was stowed away on a flight from Nairobi to Heathrow, in the landing gear, at temperatures of -60 Until the gear was lowered and dropped his frozen corpse into this blokes yard. Imagine lying in...

Not sure if it’s been mentioned on here yet but the media are starting to blame Bugle for the recent spate of crowd related trouble and single man pitch invasions. There seems to be a view that there is “suddenly” an issue with class “a” at a lot of sporting events, particularly the Football...

The Hat makes him look a bit different😲

Anyone interested in the origins of the casual movement and with an unhealthy obsession with Adidas Forest Hills, Munich and Samba trainers will enjoy this. Cracking soundtrack too. Magazine, Ultravox...especially when the pack are twatting Port Vale to the sound of "The Light Pours Out Of Me"...

Oh dear, your bragging rights have ended after a week. Following on from DTG s thread on how we should be congratulating the jolly jesters after their dismissal of "on the beach" city...will they return the favour after we dismissed 2nd place Manchester United who still have pride to play for...

My proposition is: You guys fund my proposed research (with view to publication) into Heritage Vegetables. I don't know what they are but here's my commitment. If I raise £10,000 from you, knowledge hounds, I will spend six months researching this. I will then submit my findings to you for...

Apologies Gareth. Your thread on best Rock Guitarist...invites this. The best BASS lays of all time.... http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1qQ1SKNlgY&feature=share

Thank you Brighton and Hove Albion. The train from Rayleigh to Liverpool St was full of **** spurs braggarts. The train from London Bridge to Brighton was full of fat spurs bellends. The train back was very quiet. I l love you all. Xx

Is anyone else seeing this on C4 news? Jesus.

Hi all. Bit if a long shot...here goes. Does anyone have any advice to help stop my mrs worrying herself into a mental breakdown? A few months ago we recieved an intention to prosecute for a speeding offence..so far, so what. It occoured on a Saturday morning a few weeks prior to the notice...

Very rarely the CIA have disclosed that the KGB was busily influencing the American public to vote for "The Donald". Mind you the British sent agent Farage to influence them so what's all the fuss about? I've just finished reading "War with Russia" written by the Retired general in charge of...

You know those random goods in the middle which are only there for blokes out shopping with t'missus judging by who hangs around them. I bought a 2 man Kayak with loads of accessories back in January for about 20 notes...inflated it is IMMENSE, it has cushions, waterproof tent storage and even...

From The Times, today "Claudio Ranieri prayed to St Rita of Roccoparena, patron Saint of lost or impossible causes for Her intercession in Leicesters title push this season." According to La Gazetta Dello Sport Ranieri has dedicated his teams success to her. So...what are YOU prepared to...

Won't that be a sight to see...all those brightly coloured buffoons hitting each other with inflated pigs bladders as they chuff their way through Clapham junction and East Croydon on their way to sunny Hampshire where, hopefully their relegation will be assured by Saints. I'm not making this...

I never thought I'd be interested in anything he had to say but I'm hoping he gives the remain camp a massive broadside in a little while......

Just watching MOTD2 and Troy is giving us his slurred opinion on the numerous handballs in Leicesters win today (well done the foxes btw) and it occurs to me that Troy has eyes in two different time zones. Joleon lescotts hairline aside,which was caused by a childhood burn I believe, can NSC...

....right. So I'm in a new job as a clinical advisor training nurses at a big hospital in east London and one of my colleagues is an engineer who sorts out issues. Sooo today he tells me his "big boss" is paying a visit so I thought I'd leave him to it. Then it turns out my colleagues' phone...

Is it possible that, for the first time, there will be three South Coast EPL clubs? With Bournemouth ( who?), Southampton and Brighton in the top tier perhaps we can finally move on from our association with the Croydon jester boys and look forward instead to steaming through sleepy Bournemouth...