Search results

Listening to Kerosene is like being stabbed repeatedly in the ears with a million serrated blades. I love it! This is devastating. Check out Shellac if you haven't and then basically every album he produced. He knows quality musicians when he hears them. R.I.P. Steve.

A clean sheet. Confidence for Bart and the defence. Was a fairly poor game but those are the ones you need to win, especially when nothing to play for but pride. Move on and regroup for next game. End the season well.

I am, of course, a visionary and a prophet.

Well enjoy the rest of the bank holiday everyone!

Even when he misses, he scores! Yes!

Brighton have lost the past five Premier League meetings by an aggregate score of 14-3. If ever there would be the time to grind out a gritty 1-0 win, this is it.

Bruce Spring-clean

Brighton WILL sign Ipswich's Kieran McKenna. They don't care if he RELEGATES them. The Seagulls will be going ALL IN on the promising Irishman and SACKING Roberto De Zerbi by the end of the week according to HIGH LEVEL SAUCES. (source: The Daily Star's Showbiz section)

Signs that perhaps RDZ is staying. If we're signing a guy who is well known for reducing amount of muscle injuries. Indicates we know with his training methods, we'll need this for next season. Good news either way.

- One of the most successful English managers of all time. - Certainly wouldn't play out from the back. - Knows how to get out of the championship. - We'd be able to understand what swear words he'd be shouting on Warnock Cam. - Headers and volleys in training so fewer injuries. - Would...

He spent most of his formative youth in Brighton yet still described gay people as 'poofs' in the Sun. What a c**t.

I WILL BE OUTRAGED!!!!!!! MY RAGE WILL KNOW NO BOUNDS! Is that what you want?

It would be good to use the day to celebrate our great contribution to literature, industry and even the diversity that has influenced our culture and society throughout history. Don't think it can compete with a pint of Guinness though.

If you get booked in the match, it doesn't get carried over into the shootout. We all learned that this week during the Villa - Lille game where their keeper got booked again and everyone expected him to be sent off.

I wonder why everyone's mental health is so poor? It's probably nothing to do with the repeated sledgehammering to the bollocks his party have inflicted upon the country throughout the last fifteen years. If he feels sick, he can use his endless reserves of cash to go private. Not a luxury for...

She should spend the rest of her life gravedigging.

Loony Labour will steal the election so it doesn't matter how we vote. Sissy Starmer looked at Sleepy Joe's Demonic Democrats for inspiration and I know they will rig the votes. As a staunch constitutional Conservative, I'm ready to die to uphold the Magners Carta.