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Cliff Richard was the first to note that everybody has a summer holiday and yesterday was ours. We had a long and sweaty drive down from Oxford for a day at Brighton, in order to look at the university where our daughter, Lilly Longtongue, will go in September to become a paramedic. Once the...

Anyone here ever had any clothing items, which whilst they seemed very dapper, trendy and dashing, whilst perhaps a little bit of unconventional, turned out in retrospect to have made you look a bloody clown? Probably my worst were a massive pair of 1970s platforms - a towering 6 inch block of...

Yo Gulls! My dear daughter, Lillian Longtongue, has got herself a place at Brighton Uni to become a paramedic. Done much better than her old pa, who has spent his working life pushing the broom and the saw.... Anyway. We're coming down tomorrow (Sat 6th) to look at the university again and...

On behalf of myself and the verger and Mrs Prodworthy of the flower arranging committee, we'd all like to wish you blessings and good luck in your struggle to overcome the evil (and dirty) forces of Palace. Yea though we all be Watford supporters, we will be lighting candles and summoning all...