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Just casually catching up with the Al Murray thing on History “Why Does Everyone Hate The English” Now, I’m not a massive expert but I have been around a bit and my observations are this: France: I worked in France as a student, I have a French counterpart at work who I deal with daily and I...

...still out of work. I can't stand him myself but Christ knows he can do a job.

What can I suggest for my bird? I was thinking ursla Andress but, after three kids, she has the tits but not the belly for a bikini.

In a big top hat and driving a limousine with a coffin in it. That is all.

Alright. I will say it. Good job Palace. Brilliant effort with average players. Safe in the PL and turning Selhurst into a fortress. I'll eat my words of disdain publicly. Well done Jestermen. Well done Pulis.

****ing Tony ****ing Pulis has them looking like a decent team. Shit.

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Having read Uncles obvious " everyone love me" thread and nearly honked I got to wondering...who has had the most wanker smilies on a thread they've started to big themselves up?. Excluding Das Reich and Eaglesdestroyseagulls obvs.

Where are you watching the Watford game?

Is almost mended......But is not in Wurzels 25 man squad so is in eligible to play until January... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

We now have a new breed of Palace Troll poster...the type that want to be our "Bezzie mate" and gloat at us from behind the mask of chumminess. Use the poll to indicate HYPOTHETICALLY which one is most likely be be a disgusting deviant - most likely whilst wearing their GAC sponsored Jester...

When Bri-un win...

Had a right odd one last night... I was on the Palace pier where they were renting (for a pound) personal flying saucers which were flat and round with a circumference about the same as a bin lid. You lay down on it with your head, arms and legs sticking over the edge and then you floated off...

I have just returned ( early) from a 10 day "holiday" in a static caravan park in North Norfolk. This was my other halfs idea and was intended to give the kids a bit of freedom. The journey up there with a car completely rammed with shit and a one year old bellowing at the top of her lungs was...

It's going seriously pear shaped. With Syria already in pieces and refugees piling into Jordan what would a civil war in Egypt mean for the region and the wider world? RIP sky cameraman Mick Dean shot in today's disturbances.

Yes, I am invited to the Directors lounge at Selhurst on Friday. I am there in a professional capacity but when we hand out a pants down spanking how do I stop LAUGHING in SPs face? It would be commercial suicide to do so..but still....

Good stuff. Leading the way.

Arise St Patrick Send thy shield to protect our endeavours We face a fierce foe and their wickedness abounds. Christ is with us Christ looks over our righteous work Defend us, thy faithful Intercede for the sons of hibernia Send the evil once hence To trouble our homes no more. Anyone who has...

Somewhere in the grubby streets of the Heath, Croydon East, Shirley Oaks and Dulwich the Palace fans are stirring in their sleep. They are CERTAIN they will come to Falmer tomorrow for another routine victory, a good singsong about gays and then back up the A23 for cocktails in the Oaks. Their...

Not seen it so apologies if fixtures. SSN ticker saying Barnes trip on ref being reviewed by FA and disciplinary action being considered for Zaha inciting Leeds fans.