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I'm not. Just had It out with the manager of the Noble House about the size of the kids portions and got a £20 back. I feel liberated.

What do you reckon It's like?

The summer holidays are upon us, happy memories for me as a kid. We spent hours and hours playing out on our bikes, wandering the streets, in the park playing football and cricket till sundown. This all when we were at primary school and Jimmy and Rolf were on the prowl when they weren't TV...

Nice arse Naz on Sky this morning said it will only last 2 days then Thunderstorms Meanwhile the health Politburo are all sat around nattering on the Sky couch That big fiery ball that glows orange and we see in this country about once in a Bluemoon is to be avoided, stay in, shut your curtains...

Quote: In the world's continuing mission to completely humiliate Brazil in the wake of its 7-1 World Cup semi-final defeat to Germany, adult site Pornhub has allegedly been flooded with highlights of the game. Footage of the goals bearing the title 'Young Brazilians get f**ked by entire German...

How come Argentina produces so many top players - most of them with a never-say-die attitude?

Martin has finally sold the "Boots", ending the Donovan family's long association with the pub. It's his farewell this Saturday. If you're a regular of old, I know he'd love to see you there. :cheers:

what is your ideal size in a female.... tall, small, fat or thin etc? Small women all day long for me, due to their low food costs, poor tolerance of Rohypnol, savings on gaffer tape, lack of struggle, and less digging afterwards. Also they also decompose quicker.

There’s so many to choose from; The swagger and bravura of Julius Caesar The savagery of Sulla The quiff and confidence of Pompey The oratory and verbal gymnastics of Cicero The wisdom of Marcus Aurelius The courage of Cato The crassness and greed of Crassus The cruelty and excess of...

Having read a lot of your work and listened to your poems, I realised how effortlessly you connected words and symbolism to people's minds and hearts. Your life was hard and yet you forgave and shared. R.I.P

The media have been surprisingly quiet on this today.

Micheala looks as gorgeous as ever, talking tits and beaver. Marvelous.

need help from NSC my nephews new(ish) girlfried is going to magaluf on a hen do. I've told him that she'll be filled in every hole and to be prepared for it and not to quiz her on her return. I have also told him to ignore any bandiness in her legs when he picks her up from the airport. he...

I was rather hoping that when I had a mid life crisis I would go the whole hog and buy myself a sports car, have the best sex of my life with a Columbian Lap Dancer, snort myself into oblivion and then relocate to a shack on a Pacific island. Instead my mid life crisis involves feeling a bit...

Minge. http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/health " They all reported normal levels of " desire, arousal, lubrication, orgasm, satisfaction" and painless intercourse. I'll have to order the wife one, hers doesn't seem to be working properly.

What are yours?

The European Cup or The Champions League? Go on you "*****" tell me!

...... But love now. Every car journey in the 70's was ruined for me by my old man singing along to Randy Newman. Took me thirty years to appreciate his genius.

Brazil 82 for me.

I couldn't watch the television unless I was watching it upside down with my legs over the back of the chair/sofa.