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This has got to be the most annoying confection ever to find it's way into the sweetie shop. How do you get the bloody wrapper off? Grrrrrh!!

Disgusting. An affront to human taste buds.

Go on Tony, have a word with him. Big wages but think top four and Europe next season.

I'm fecking well fed up with 200 passes a game across the back 3/4/5. Or the ball ending up with the keeper from an attacking free kick or a corner. We go backwards faster than an Italian tank unit. Until we can sign a Tyson Fury lookalike or hoppalong Carroll in January get Burn up front with...

Shocked to see this advert for a ladies moisturising ointment being shown pre watershed. I strugged to find a suitable explanation when my 10 year old asked me what it was all about. What next? Piers Morgan's Irritable Arsenal.

This season I'll be mostly wearing my home-printed Bruno t-shirt.

Been suffering for a good while now. Only getting 2-3 hours sleep a night if that. Aside from pills and booze anyone got some advice from personal experience. Starting to get a bit zombified. 🐕

Stockdale Bruno Goldson Dunk Bong Stephens Kayal Skalak French Tony - up the middle. Murphy Murray 🐕

My lad currently has two pairs of boots, one for grass and one for astro. He is going up a size each year and replacing two pairs is getting expensive, especially as one is not allowed to buy George or F&F!!!! Is there a boot that can be used on all surfaces from quagmire to astro. "Turf" boots...

I have been reliably informed by someone in the ticket office that supporters with season parking permits will not be charged extra for the home tie with Wednesday. I fully expect a row with the attendants on the night. One off parking in the Bridge car park can be purchased online. A...

My daughter's Smoggie boyfriend has been cheating on her with some nutty bint from south London. I always thought the unwashed piece of sh!te boro layabout was a waste of space. I'll probably calm down after a long dog walk but at the moment I feel like some retribution is in order.

Looked a bit moody, frustrated and out of sorts last night. Hope he's back to Vicente standards on Saturday. Meanwhile, Murphy was superb again. What's parking like at Wemberlee?

The new "flexible workforce"...... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/12108994/Volunteers-to-be-handed-police-style-powers-in-war-on-cyber-crime.html She's 'avin a larf.

Peter Crouch says he is desperate for more game time after scoring yet again in a rare Stoke City outing and refreshingly in the PL world of lazy gits is prepared to move on to play regularly. Crouch has scored more Premier League goals than Dennis Bergkamp and Cristiano Ronaldo but has been...

We are rumoured (ho ho) to be among several clubs interested.

We are going to annihilate Charlton on Saturday. Hemed will score 3, Wilson and Zamora will chip in plus a few others. It could reach double figures. It's also my birthday today and I have some new socks.:)

What are your kids wearing for halloween? Beat this.....

Stockdale BRUNO Greer Uwe Bong Rosenior Kayal Stephens Lua Lua Baldock Hemed Subs: Mäenpää, Dunk, Elvis, JFC, Crofts?, Zamora, Murphy.

Chelsea have 33 players worth nearly 100m out on loan. Is this kleptomania, greed, stupidity, plain madness or a brilliant master plan to rule the world? Most if them will never play a PL game for the club. They only have 67 Premier League appearances (mainly from the substitutes' bench)...

WTF is going on - is Blatter on the Olympic committee?