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    [Football] It’s the stats that count!

    ‘ITS THE STATS THAT COUNT!’ This is what my friends and i used to shout whilst playing FIFA back in the day, launching a speculative shot at goal from the halfway line. This was because the rules we played, in the event of a tie at full time, the game was then decided by shots on target, or...
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    [Help] Silicosis in construction

    Off topic: Been reading recently about a lot of tradies working with artificial stone being diagnosed with silicosis. My concern primarily is that i worked as a landscaper for 7 years between 2004-2011, dry cutting stone and pavers outside whilst only wearing a paper dust mask, which i now know...
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    Ceiling

    Ceiling? WHAT CEILING?!
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    Stag Do

    Hi guys Bit of comic relief. I have organised my best mates stag do to dublin next week. One of the things he's going to have to do is work through a list of challenges. List your ideas here; literally anything goes so be as brutal as you like and i'll make a list 👍🏼 He's an arsenal fan if that...
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    Blogging

    Hi I've decided to try my hand at blogging, its mainly going to family/parenting orientated from a dads perspective. Appreciate the time you took to read this https://kindergartendaddy.wordpress.com/
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    Plumbing help needed

    What is this get up and why is it stopping my dishwasher filling with water? As a bonus how do i reset it? I'm assuming its a safety trip of some
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    Girl thrown from ride on worthing seafront

    Or so i hear. The rocker one, early reports suggest quite serious injuries. Hope she's okay :(
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    Diesel or Petrol

    Hi NSC Looking to buy a car in Norway and the only thing i'm not sure of is the difference between diesel and petrol. asfar as i'm aware Diesel is more economical if you drive long distances and do a lot of mileage, if you dont do a certain number of miles per year it can screw up your engine...
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    Weird stuff (you're told) you do in your sleep

    So apparently, last night i sat bolt upright tapped my mrs awake, before lying back down. Repeated this twice before going back to sleep. Obviously i dont remember this and i maintain it was her dreaming :p And i know she has struck up a conversation with me, while she was asleep, with normal...
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    Astronomy

    Oh combined wisdom of NSC I am looking to getting into astronomy, all i know is i need to start with a pair of binoculars and go from there. however, what pair to get and where to go from there eludes me. please advise :)
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    best 8 seconds of my life

    Cant explain it, but i find this video rather funny! :lolol: http://youtu.be/tQqDIjpdmNg
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    Cloned/Stolen Car

    Dear NSC, i am currently trying to sell my car, however due to some desrepancies with the hpi check i am beginning to fear the car may be cloned. I bought the car from a very reputable dealer about a year ago, who sell great quantities of cars. I just wondered what my chances of getting the...
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    So this moving Thing, thats really happening then!

    Hi NSC As some of the observant among you may have noticed, i have mentioned i was moving to Norway. Well today I handed in my notice, bought my plane ticket and officially bricking it now! Feels really weird dumping/selling all the junk and effects I have accrued over my life. Its also...
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    Cats need rehoming

    Hi NSC I'm aware there are some cat admirers out there amongst you. I am moving to Norway and unfortunately, although i have tried very hard, i am not going to be able to bring my cats with me and am enquiring as to whether anyone would be able to give them a loving home? Tia is 5 years old...
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    Twas the night before palace

    Twas the night before palace and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse the scarves were hung by the front door with care in the hopes that the busses would soon be there the children were tucked up snug in their beds while visions of ulloa danced thru their heads...
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    Last time i help someone up!

    Was playing footie the other day and some poor kiddie twisted his knee fairly badly. We were looking for the win and there wasnt a lot of time left so me and my mate helped the lad to his feet and off to the side of the pitch. As soon as i lifted him i knew i had twinged something in my back. I...
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    A Massive Thankyou

    A massive thankyou to anyone who gives blood! It could have been you that saved my wifes life yesterday :bowdown:
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    30 hours

    if my Mrs can hold off going into labour for the next 30 hours i'll be able to make the game tomorrow :albion:
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    New camera help please

    hello NSC, i wish to tap into the wealth of obscure knowledge found on this site. Due to the impending arrival of mini, i have decided i would like to buy a camera, as my phone camera is rubbish. I'd like something a bit more sophisticated than a point and click digital camera, but i really dont...
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    football league show

    i thought it was on tonight, but apparently not :(
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