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Just been informed that The Great Escape Festival have got Paul Weller doing a secret gig at The Old Market Centre on the Saturday (16th). Might be old news to some but i've not read anything on here.

Myself & a work mate were discussing the best way to kill a cow, no weapons or clothing allowed - basically hand to hoof combat! He thinks repeatedly punching throat & but i reckon it's better to reach in through the a*se & grab the intestines. Oh, & chasing them off a cliff isn't allowed...