Reading the BBC football gossip and stumbled across this gem: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/5037053/Nile-Rangers-bizarre-new-tattoo.html
Words fail me
Otherwise the OGH song works perfectly and fits all the criteria above OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH...