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That’s this morning’s Tommy Tank sorted.

Rather have AK who’s capable of the occasional MOTM performances but overall inconsistent, than AJ who’s consistently shite.

#PrayForAZ

Remainers for not believing hard enough.

Free shirts to kids?

Take a day off from being a dick.

There is no such thing as marginal offside. It’s either onside or offside with no subjectivity - same as ball over the line or not.

Ask any woman married to a fat bloke.

They did play on the underdog thing a bit, but then it’s the FA Cup, and that’s the magic of the competition. Plenty of reference to decisions and inconsistencies going against us and a summary of ‘it’s been a really tough afternoon for the officials’, which is commentary parlance for: the ref...

I thought Harvey would be a Brighton fan seeing as he lives in Sussex and Shane Duffy shagged his mum.

I'd rather get relegated.

It was in the lead for 14 minutes. Then Dougie trumped it.

"I was at a great club and it was the hardest decision of my life to leave, but when I met the board [at Stoke], there are so many similarities with Luton and Brighton." That's quite possibly the most offensive thing I've ever seen written about us.

Don't worry if you ever do get a season ticket as this distress doesn't affect 95% of holders, just the ones with narcissistic entitlement.

Wrap a freshly grilled cheese toastie in foil and stick that down your draws pre match to keep it warm, then when you visit the ladies' at half time, you can whip it out and have a munch on it to warm you up.

I’d rather go back to sitting in a converted athletics stadium watching players that we’ve picked up for free or the cost of a set of kit, as I could enjoy my half time cuppa out of me thermos back then.

Can you just piss off completely and do us all a favour?

Wouldn't it be a more credible organisation if it was led by someone that actually went to games?

That, and he didn’t renew his season ticket at the end of 14/15 (the one crap Amex season).

Which is EXACTLY what you are doing but then you just can't resist sticking your nose in to everything can you