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    British Sea Power @ The Concorde 2

    26th October - doors 8pm. Tickets 01273 673311 from www.britishseapower.co.uk British Sea Power News September 2004 • Debut single from BSP man Eamon. • Intimate BSP shows in October and November. • Canny Lou Reed joins the inexorable tide of history. As we approach the Winter Solstice...
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    OT Are Compaq laptops any good?

    Sorry if this has been done to death but I'm still looking for a laptop around the £750-£1000 mark and I've just seen a Compaq one in Dixons for about £890 which seems to have all I want on it. Are Compaq any good? The others I've been looking at are Dell and IBM but they seem a bit pricier.
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    For all you Country boys and gals....

    This is a link to Brighton's own Southern Zephyr's website. They are very good (and would be even better if they gave in and let me loose on slide guitar) and will be playing The Pressure Point in December and other dates prior to that locally yet TBA. Paul & Jason are ex Chrome Yellow and as...
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    A thread full of (light-hearted) misogyny

    I'll start.....
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    I keep thinking I've wet myself.

    Every time I put the old boy away after a widdle I get the sensation that I'm still going in my shorts but when I check I'm dry as a bone. Does anyone else suffer from this? Is there help available? and more importantly, has the condition got a name?
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    Top Tramps!

    Check this out, brilliant.......... http://www.yidaho.myby.co.uk/toptrumps/tramps.htm
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    Pictures of fit girls and/or jokes please

    Yoda & I have just been told our jobs are going. Please post anything on here that you think will cheer us, or anyone else feeling a bit pooh at the moment, up. Thank you. :(
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    New Maths Exams for the public & private sector.

    Not my own work but made me chuckle...... For the unaware, there is a slight difference between private schools and comprehensives in Britain. The Department of Education have realised this and have revised the secondary Maths Exam papers accordingly. MATHS TEST FOR COMPREHENSIVES Name...
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    McGhee, Jarret & Molango

    Thought we played some great football last night but still lacked a bit of cutting edge up front. I was impressed again by Jarret when he was brought on but why only give him 6 minutes? He created two good set pieces in that time and worried the Wolves defenece. Also, bearing in mind Knight's...
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    Dick'n'Dom in da bungalow

    I reckon they're jolly funny, especialy when they shout 'bogies!' in art galleries. What do you reckon?
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    Public School Games

    As we all like to get a bit base on a Friday (well, I do anyway) I was thinking of Public School games. The one's I've heard of through my Lancing College collections are 'Soggy Biscuit' where the adolescent academics have a hand-shandy over a digestive and some poor bugger (in LC's case usually...
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    Zambian Policeman in Referee nut-kicking incident.

    This made me chuckle............. Zambian player attacks ref By Kennedy Gondwe BBC Sport, Lusaka The referee was admitted to hospital following the incident A Zambian player is facing a police investigation after kicking a referee in the private parts after being sent off in a league...
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    Quality sausage joke

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    Check this out...it's a f***ing cracker

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    Where have all the bikini's gone???

    I got into work nice and early this morning with an extra large box of mansize Cleanex only to find Yoda's excellent 'bikini thread' has disappeared :ohmy: Can anyone shed light on this? :down:
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    What's your favourite SUBWAY sandwich?

    I know they're overpriced but when I'm feeling a bit flush with cash I like nothing better than 12 inches of Italian BMT, with cheese and salad (but no cucumber or peppers) and loads of olives, jalepenos and a liberal squirt of mayo. What gets you dribbling?
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    Ethical baby dilemma

    Going on from the 'Have You Got Children?' thread how about this for an ethical dilemma........ I can't have kids as chemotherapy fried my nuts. Stupidly I didn't save any sperm when I had the chance. Now I would love to have children of my own. I am one of only two brothers and my older...
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    Where is the strangest place you've listened to a footie match?

    I missed the play off final due to being at a friends wedding in Belgium. We drove over 200 miles between Belgium and Dutch border towns without finding a single bar with Sky TV and ended up listening to the match on Radio 5 in a carpark outside Antwerp. I did manage to entertain the truckers...
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    Juan, you absolute BINNER!

    So as not to highjack the peircing thread any further (you just couldn't resist having the last word even after the complaints came rolling in could you Juan? you BINNER); I said "still" as in still/present as they did some time after their inception. Why do you insist on trying to take my...
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    Gooner abuse

    I'll be watching the game on Sunday in London with my mate Carl. He lives in Highbury and the Arsenal parade is passing down his street at about 10.45. We plan to don our BHA tops, hang from his window, and shout abuse at the overpaid twats. Please use this thread for abuse suggestions.......
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