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Mar 19, 2012
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Lounging-on-the-chintz
What is the difference between Erotic and Kinky?

Erotic is where you use a feather,

Kinky is where you use the whole chicken
 


Ron Manager

Oooh, wasn't it?
Sep 14, 2015
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Lentil Alley
I have just checked in the dictionary and the definitions quoted above do not resemble the official ones in any way, shape or form. Neither do they have capital letters.
 


Goldstone1976

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Herts
"Kinky" is any legal consensual sexual activity enjoyed by others that "I" don't enjoy...
 








Excuse me, but I use feathers to fill pillows and give me a comfortable night's sleep. I find it difficult to envisage how whole chickens might be an alternative. Could someone please explain?
 


Tim Over Whelmed

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Jul 24, 2007
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Arundel
When you say whole chicken would I be right to assume said fowl is "oven ready"?

Also, just for clarity, you did mean "whole chicken" and not "chicken hole"?
 


Dick Swiveller

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Sep 9, 2011
9,142
I find nothing erotic abut the sneezing induced by a feather in my proximity. I'm not sure you should be mocking the affliction of those of us cursed with dust mite allergies. Just because we would go for the whole chicken option, doesn't make us kinky. We are the same as all you non allergy sufferers.

Featherist. :censored:
 




Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
What is the difference between Erotic and Kinky?

Erotic is where you use a feather,

Kinky is where you use the whole chicken

The joke should also include Perverted, as well as Erotic and Kinky.
Perverted is where you use an under-age chicken.
 


half time scores

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Mar 19, 2012
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Lounging-on-the-chintz
Excuse me, but I use feathers to fill pillows and give me a comfortable night's sleep. I find it difficult to envisage how whole chickens might be an alternative. Could someone please explain?


Ask your daddy if he is 'on the square', is he is, he will be able to explain.
 






crodonilson

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Jan 17, 2005
13,488
Lyme Regis
Why doesn't Elton John like lettuce??
 










Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
Why doesn't Elton John like lettuce??

We're having a sensible, rational and grown-up debate regarding the definitions of Erotic and Kinky. You now try to hijack this debate by throwing lettuce in to the mix. Please don't use these diversionary tactics to try to direct us away from the original purpose of this discussion. Thank you.
 













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