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Stat Brother

Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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... household appliances.

Come on people what were you expecting 'music' or perhaps 'films'?

You already knew this would be shite when you saw my name attached to a 'humour' thread and yet you opened it anyway, so you might as well play


How are you feeling?
Post an image of which appliance best represents that?

The floor is yours.
 






Guinness Boy

Guinness Boy

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The humble microwave, aka a Wetherspoon’s chef’s go to kitchen appliance.

Was once cutting edge but increasingly regarded as cheap.

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beorhthelm

beorhthelm

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Jul 21, 2003
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a Breville toasted sandwich maker. seems brilliant at first, great results, very tasty, experiment with some different fillings. then after the novelty wears off it sits in the cupboard.
 








clapham_gull

clapham_gull

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Aug 20, 2003
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Guinness Boy said:
The humble microwave, aka a Wetherspoon’s chef’s go to kitchen appliance.

Was once cutting edge but increasingly regarded as cheap.

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Bit nuanced on that. I've been to many fantastic tapas bars in Spanish cities where their microwaves are polished with flair and on show behind the bar.

I'd use the analogy of a new release of Microsoft Windows which offers much on release, but very soon depreciates to the same dirge.

Before anyone suggests I'm an Apple fan boy, I've so long considered it to be an operating system for the elderly. So resistant to change it might as well be sponsored by Saga.
 
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Stat Brother

Stat Brother

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clapham_gull said:
If only the Albion was an air fryer. Not the draw type mind, the highly efficient and cheap open oven types that shit all over the Neff's of this world.
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Amen brother.

Air fryer was the appliance I wanted to go with but couldn't thinking of an analogy cos they is well good.
 








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