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[News] Horse puns
- Thread starter Zeberdi
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Apparently the horses are in a stable condition
hart's shirt
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Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Part of the congestion charge?
I think we ought to rein in this type of humour
KZNSeagull
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I wonder who will be saddled with the bill for the clean up of the damage caused.
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
It was a bystander who bravely caught the dark horse and people comforting it. A soldier was injured but is ok. The Household Cavalry were exercising as normal when builders spooked the horses and five broke loose. A bus lost its window.
A vet has declared the horses are ok.
I think you’re going a bit too far with that statement
Joking apart, I missed this by minutes as I arrived at Victoria just after it had happened. There was a damaged vehicle and an injured person in the road in Buckingham Palace Road (being tended to by paramedics) and one of the horses was being held by the pavement by a bystander. There were already quite a few emergency vehicles there.
Just glad that all the horses and injured parties seem to be ok, as loose horses in a panic could have caused some serious damage to themselves as well as people, vehicles and property.
A bit ironic that they were spooked by a building site (apparently) as they are supposed to be trained to remain calm when guns are fired and the like.
Just glad that all the horses and injured parties seem to be ok, as loose horses in a panic could have caused some serious damage to themselves as well as people, vehicles and property.
A bit ironic that they were spooked by a building site (apparently) as they are supposed to be trained to remain calm when guns are fired and the like.
Well knowing building sites they were probably spooked by the lack of activity rather than noise
You wait all day to see a horse bolting through London and then 5 come along all at once 
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
The Strand National.
Justice
Dangerous Idiot
What are the odds?
I hope this thread stays on the puns and doesn’t attract any neigh sayers
- Oct 20, 2022
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- Thread starter
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Mane problem here is duplicate puns
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Presumably one was the groom?
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
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This thread needs a gallop poll