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[Politics] Count Binface's manifesto for the 2024 London Mayoral election.
- Thread starter Stat Brother
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Tough to argue with.
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Has to be better than the current spanner in the seat.
Cheshire Cat
The most curious thing..
In.
Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo
Waxing chumps like candles since ‘75
- Oct 4, 2003
- 11,123
All vote winners but #21 is the clincher in my book, and I speak as someone who once got stuck upside down for 15 mins in a VR roller coaster there.
Sensible policies for a happier Britain
- Aug 7, 2003
- 7,809
Sadiq Khan could fit in his bin helmet.
clapham_gull
Legacy Fan
- Aug 20, 2003
- 25,346
It's a shame he's dropped his previous pledges to make Piers Morgan zero emission by 2030 and allow any Czechs on the Irish border to stay there.
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
All makes perfect sense. He's got my vote.
clapham_gull
Legacy Fan
- Aug 20, 2003
- 25,346
Unlikely to change until either Khan steps down or the Tories put up a challenger that doesn't like posts about Enoch Powell on twitter and resorts to photoshopped lies as part of their campaign.
If you think Khan is bad check out Susan Hall.
I salute your indefatigability.
I'm goin to try something easier than explaining sense to potty.
I'm going to try to train my cat to play the mouth organ.
I really think that with perseverance it can be done.
Your quest....alas
Cheshire Cat
The most curious thing..
Anyone can teach a cat to play the mouth organ - easy peasy.
clapham_gull
Legacy Fan
- Aug 20, 2003
- 25,346
It's a shame the Count isn't up against Lawrence Fox, but unfortunately only one of them managed to fill in the paperwork correctly.
As he quite rightly says:
As he quite rightly says:
One thing about us aliens is we never underestimate the admin…
Hard to argue against any of that.
PS I know that pub in Uxbridge.
PS I know that pub in Uxbridge.
clapham_gull
Legacy Fan
- Aug 20, 2003
- 25,346
But like all politicians, it's just a wishy-washy promise. He says he'll pledge to move it to a more sensible position - but crucially doesn't say where, or how he will decide this. Lacking in detail - such a failing.
clapham_gull
Legacy Fan
- Aug 20, 2003
- 25,346
I'm not holding up much up for Binface I'm afraid.
With the utterly useless Hall and Khan heading for a record victory, the big game in town would have been Binface versus Fox.
On that basis I would have happily voted for him. Seeing Fox humiliated is never a wasted vote.
Unfortunately Fox can't fill a form in correctly.
With the utterly useless Hall and Khan heading for a record victory, the big game in town would have been Binface versus Fox.
On that basis I would have happily voted for him. Seeing Fox humiliated is never a wasted vote.
Unfortunately Fox can't fill a form in correctly.
hart's shirt
Well-known member
NSC. Home of the binface.
I find this a bit strange, and crushingly depressing - that the 'spoof candidate' has some policies more sensible, and more in line with public opinion than the major parties.
(I'm really not sure what it means for Binface though - what is he seeking to BE? )
I mean - who could argue against:
1. Holding Thames Water to account
3. Affordable food
5. Affordable housing
12. Promoting respectful behaviour on public transport
13. Giving back the stolen Greek loot
14. Capping ministerial pay / looking after the nurses
19. Properly taxing the Royal Family / Russian money in London
22. Discouraging antisocial behaviour in theatres, cinemas
23. Scrapping unnecessary voter ID legislation
(I'm really not sure what it means for Binface though - what is he seeking to BE?
)I mean - who could argue against:
1. Holding Thames Water to account
3. Affordable food
5. Affordable housing
12. Promoting respectful behaviour on public transport
13. Giving back the stolen Greek loot
14. Capping ministerial pay / looking after the nurses
19. Properly taxing the Royal Family / Russian money in London
22. Discouraging antisocial behaviour in theatres, cinemas
23. Scrapping unnecessary voter ID legislation