[Football] Chrystal Palace for sale. £750 million valuation apparently:

Peacehaven Wild Kids

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Springal said:

Double what Newcastle sold for ? Sounds achievable

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But it is Laaaaaahndon.


Oh, hang on. It isn't

 

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Triggaaar said:

I hear Dai Yongge is looking for a new challenge

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Hasn't he already lived fast enough?

 

Jeremiah

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giveusfalmerplease said:

Let Elon musk buy them with his spare change then close the club and build a new tesla factory there.

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I don't think you can actually build anything there , unless you are Sainsbury's.

 

Mackenzie

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They've missed out a decimal point.

 

Triggaaar

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Harry Wilson's tackle said:

Hasn't he already lived fast enough?

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Van Cleef

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That's surely a fair price for the oldest football club in the whole world.

 

CaergybiGull

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Caergybi, Ynys Môn

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The Cadbury’s advert with the little girl buying a bar of chocolate must be tweaked for this… if I had the skill …

 

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A mex eyecan

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CaergybiGull said:

The Cadbury’s advert with the little girl buying a bar of chocolate must be tweaked for this… if I had the skill …

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the shopkeeper would have also given her back two of her buttons. The closing caption would be on the lines of ….


’boycott this evil shopkeeper who’s feeling clever for having mugged over an 8 year old girl’.

 

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POSKETT AT THE VALLEY

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Alan Mullery‘s valuation of Palace is nearer the mark.

 

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Postman Pat

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Maybe they could get Dion Dublin to do a "Holmesdale under the hammer" special.

 

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BluesRockDJ

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Chrystal with a 'y' ?.................spam !!

 

Anger

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Van Cleef said:

That's surely a fair price for the oldest football club in the whole world.

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They can’t be the oldest club.
There are, to my mind, at least four clubs that I can think of who have been around for more than their 14 years.

 

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Sirnormangall

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They’ve engaged the advisers that worked on the Chelsea and Man U acquisitions- sounds perfect to me.

 

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10p in the pound?
What goes around comes around?

 

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Stat Brother said:

The club have obtained planning permission for a £150million expansion of the main stand, with building work due to start later this year,

I've heard that before now where was it.

Oh yes, here

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Selhurst has never and will never be that clean (Or full)

 

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lasvegan

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How much is Brighton & Hove Albion worth in the current market?

 

Weststander

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lasvegan said:

How much is Brighton & Hove Albion worth in the current market?

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The formula:

CPFC OMV + (our huge pipeline of superior players - adjustment for Olise & Guehi) + modern 32k stadium at current construction costs + IP TB’s Starlizard football database

£300m? + £300m + £300m + £500m = £1.4b

 

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lasvegan

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Weststander said:

The formula:

CPFC OMV + (our huge pipeline of superior players - adjustment for Olise & Guehi) + modern 32k stadium at current construction costs + IP TB’s Starlizard football database

£300m? + £300m + £300m + £500m = £1.4b

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Smart dude, Tony Bloom…

 

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lasvegan said:

Smart dude, Tony Bloom…

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And Simon Jordan who blew his £60m wealth on CP, has the cheek to bitch about the £400m invested by Tony Bloom. As much as TB loves the club, he chose a clever way in a growing sector to multiply his investment.