Recent content by The Clamp

It’ll be bloody women next, mark my words. Hell in a handcart. Hell in a blooming handcart.

With the Amex prices, that’s probably 94 individual crisps.

Perhaps he had a couple of Americans with him.

The global population is declining and has been since the 1960’s. However, I think we are on potentially on the precipice of mass global conflict. Likely in the form of pushback against the increasing threat from China and North Korea. And from climate change. Resource wars are very likely as...

I’m on shift and everytime I check the score it’s getting worse 😔

The first series was superb. And yes, you do get single crew patrols. The officer in Brighton who got a broken eye socket (as seen on Night Coopers) was responding to the fight as a single crew. Which illustrates why it’s a stupid arrangement and should not be allowed to happen.

Yep, it’s horrendous. Last time it took me 1.5hrs to get from the BP garage to Lancing Beach Green. A distance of some three quarters of a mile maybe? Plus there’s temp lights on the same stretch, taking Brighton Rd down to one one lane for a half mile. 👍

It’s the 2nd weekend of the A27 closure around Lancing this weekend. 9pm Friday night - 6am Monday morning. The weekend before last when this happened the Brighton Road from the Setyres roundabout to the Shoreham high street roundabout and the entirety of Lancing was pretty much at a...

It’s way pasture bedtime. Don’t have night-mares.

One of my favourite bands of the 90’s. That album is terrific

I went with something something yellow. The little legs amused me. Beyond that, there’s nothing there that visually excites me.

Is this real? The date above is 2023 Sonos 200 they had capacity for in 2023, which is what the chart is actually saying, whether it means to or not or does it mean it’s capacity now is 200?

Pity we turned down the offer of a joint Anglo/ French policing of the channel. It’s almost like the Tory’s benefit from these shambolic and dangerous dinghy crossings.

Amen.

Perhaps this offers some insight into why so many people ignore St George’s day and all the accompanying flag waving flummery. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/23/police-clash-with-st-georges-day-protesters-at-rally-in-central-london