Recent content by the beating monkey

Christ this female commentator is like finger nails on a chalk board. If she says “in my opinion “ once more, I’ll eat a small hamster 😱

Disgraceful from Brighton, what they’re doing out there, Forest players just got on with the penalty deco against them, Brighton players are doing everything they can to disrupt the game. Thanks for the well balanced commentary Double R Garry

Probably same people moaning that Gross is to slow snd get rid

Thought it was my Great Aunt Mable when he came on stage

Elton John

Now let’s watch those self entitled gooners implode

Tough starting a long season out with not a lot of hope, it well not be over and Burnley have exceeded the expectations over the years. Why had there been so little investment? Where is all that money? Are the new owners not going to cough up a bit? As long as you come below us, keep the faith

I wax about 10 and saw Bernard Cribbins on the golf course, I got something for him to write on and asked for his autograph. He said “who’s it for”? I said “me”, so he scribbled down on the paper and we on his way. When I looked down he’d written ‘to Me form Me’ I was heart broken,

Used to drink and play pool with Davy Jones of the Monkees in Forest Row, he lived in a static caravan as he was completely screwed over and didn’t make much money out of the bands fame. Once I happened to be close by the caravan, heard a smashing of glass and saw the tv bouncing along the grass...

Shane having a howler today, at fault for the goal. Value must be dropping off him

Time for AJ to shine

This thread is genius, needed to find something to laugh at

If TB hadn’t taken the brave step to oust CH and believe in Potterball ( and oh how those Talksport pundits and Sam Alladyce slagged Us off “crazy, disrespectful, appreciate what you’ve got, who do you think you are Man City, all he’s done for you, Careful what you wish for” etc) where do you...

Exceptional coach! But can we please practice corners, fragile at defending them and a waste of time for Dunk and Co for them

Nice first touch be it against static defenders Some of those look like a slight upgrade on Withdean