Recent content by Smithers-Jones

Kevin Bloody Wilson - Oy Santa Claus you c**t! Where's me f***ing bike?! :D

Thing is Sneaky, Uncle C say these sort of things with a clear concience, as it is us who fund the BBC by paying for a license. All of us therefore have a vested interest in how our money is spent.

Great stuff! I know the area you mean, I spent a few years working over in the City before switching to the West end. Might spend the afternoon working over at the offices in Moorgate as that will be easier to get there from so I can get an early start in :drink: :drink: :drink:

Right, I've got my leave pass stamped by Head Office so where are we all meeting up? Or has all the recent shit on this board caused a breakdown of enthusiasm?

Man U away in 93. Denied a sure fire pen when Mad Dog Kennedy was brought down. Unfortunately, as he had made a career out of going down like a complete girl-pants everytime he got near the area his reputation went against him.Even Des reckoned we were done when it was on MOTD that night. Also...

Nice to see the posh kids getting knocked out, but had to feel a bit sorry for the little Manc lad who totally screwed it up. Then he had to stand there while his mistakes were read out and Eammon (Lay of the soda bread fatboy!) Holmes patronised him.

Nina Hossain. Up until recently she used to do the BBC London news. Apparently she has now left and will be doing ITN

So what are you studying then? Something useful, that will benefit society when you finally stop being a burden on the tax payer? Or will you end up with a degree in Elk grooming or something equally usefull. As for being CEO of Somerfield, get your head out of your arse and look at the real...

A whole (or is that hole) career in dodgy Amsterdam bars awaits you! At least you will be a dead cert if they ever want to re-make The Crying Game :lolol:

So let me get this straight: You have a knob that is in fact a foot, and you also have a c**t as well? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I certainly think that a Premiership club who are valiantly keeping up with the pace set by the big clubs ,even though they were tipped for relegation this season, would benefit from the signing of such a powerhouse left back. But it would certainly take a considerable bid to tempt us to part...

Whilst you may consider yourself to be some kind of major wit and raconteur, may I draw your attention to some basic grammar. The word "your" indicates ownership. For example "That is your ball" Whereas "you're" is an abbreviation of "you are". The apostrophe indicates a missing letter, in...

Very similar to what that bloke did a few years ago, only doing "new" songs as Elvis. Went under the stage name "The King" released an album of cover versions (Nirvana etc.)

That is probably the politest way I have ever heard for describing that particular act! However one could possibly debate as to the notion of opting for a "ring" donut !!

In several previous posts you said he was running Reading as "a business". Now you are saying it is personal toy. If this latter statement is correct then it is quite feaible that he may one day get bored with his "toy" and look for something different(maybe a new yacht for him and Cilla!). Then...