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It’s a shame you can’t promise to be more exciting.

Oh good.

I will say that I doubt you’ll be more exciting next season

Well, bloody Ada, I’ve popped by here, safe in the knowledge that after Oily Glasschin’s lot fluked their way to a win at Anfield, my old mate Dougal would be here and in full flow. He’s not. I can’t decide if I’m disappointed in his lack of predictability or delighted that he’s not spraying his...

A happier Bobby DZ ensured a happier Albion team who gave the fans a happier experience: 0-3. Dunky, Adingra and a Goodnight worldy. No cards, no injuries. Jubbly.

Disappointing. Was expecting a thread full of slightly crap 70s vans…

And Colo Barco too of course…

They will be safe, disappointingly. And you can set your clock by when it happens mathematically because Dougal will be back on here with some smug prick comment.

A couple of times I have had a drip (an intravenous boost of vitamins) that has aided me warding off a cold and keeping me, therefore, fit in the past. And that’s what I thought it was but Urban Dictionary came to my rescue to continue my education…

Anagrams of Oliver Glasner include: * Oven allergies * Overselling, ar! I must do some work now…

Agree re no change to the overarching strategy. However, I do think the squad needs more of an overhaul this summer than in any of the last few summers. I say that because I feel we have recalibrated our ambitions to be pushing for European places, not just top 10.

It lives! Alright Dougal? Mum let you back on the 56k modem now you’ve cleaned “those disgusting tissues” from under you bed?

Let’s hope referee David Coote has a good one

That 95th minute Benteke goal in 2021 was unbelievably painful. 75% possession, 25 shots to their 3…I had resigned myself to accepting a draw. And then it got worse - much, much worse. The worst feeling I’ve had caused by sport for as longs as I can remember.

A good heart these days is hard to find.