Recent content by Kellie

Speak for yourself, Krusty Krutch.

Yeah right Jabba. In yer dreams.

Not a lot, he was in and out whilst I was bent over getting the bird out the oven. :nono:

Not anymore you don't. Not after I caught you making a pigs in blanket with your sausage and one of my Mum's best back bacon rashers.

ENREST, thats you at your best and, in the spirit of Xmas, I am going to ignore your goading because we used to have a soft spot for one another (even if mine was between my legs and yours was between your ears).

Really? You told me you'd be immense too.........

He's blo*dy rubbish in the sack, I know THAT for a fact.

Now don't beat yourself up; more idiosyncratic or slightly off message/the ball rather than clumsy. :angel:

You and me both dogs breath, you and me both. No wonder we broke up.

Good. You thought you looked the bee's knees in those satin open-crotch panties but no one else did. Well, only that pissed bint with the 40GG knockers and 5 o'clock shadow you copped off with.

Your leg may be but what's in your pants sure ain't :nono:

Er, just a point of order, "ex". The miserable old toss pot in question said an 8 year old called round with her mother. You told us about your nephew's gold hot pants, but goodness, what were you wearing then? I know when we broke up I left some of my more dodgy erotic feminine clobber at your...

You and me both ANFC, you and me both :nono:

Wow boys, what a night!, The One Show and then all that came after, some men do know how to show a girl a good time. You saw the show and well, mentioning no names but I feel slightly jaded this morning, talk about not being able to stop a pig in a passage..... As regards Ernie and the...

Really? That's how I remember it.