Recent content by HampshireSeagulls

Pointless commenting further on this thread. If you want to "meet me" and show me what a big man you are, then ask the Stewards to introduce you to the lecturer in charge of the students in the Chapel End. I am sure they will oblige. The regulations are there for those that can read them. If...

Got a problem with authority, haven't we? Funnily enough, in all the reports, investigations and surveys it is not the "vast majority" who want to stand and sing. Responding to customer "needs and wants" takes a back seat to current regulations and legislation. I don't make the rules - they...

Not a problem. Will be in the Chapel Stand on Tuesday with my students. Ask one of the stewards to introduce us. I don't "do" CCTV. I do "in the crowd". And actually, numbnuts, inside the ground we CAN impose our will on you. Read the ground regulations...

Who woke Adolf's sock puppet up? Is there not a Leni Riefenstahl video you could be wanking over instead?

Not going to happen mate. It's not about "liking" institutions, it's about modifying and changing, responding to what the customer wants. And today's customer does not want what you believe they want - too many surveys and investigations have taken place to be in any doubt about this...

If the fans do not misbehave then there will be no heavy handed stewarding. It is that simple - cause and effect. They are not going to stand for any messing about, and it is clear that the FA have made their position clear. Anyone that believes otherwise is deluded. I have pointed out...

Yep - I train stewards. We follow the laws and rules that have been laid down and that 95% of the supporters want to follow. You can't do that - don't go. It really is that simple. The customer is king - the 95% of them. Enjoy yourself jumping off motorway bridges - that's against the law...

Southampton destroyed Peterborough today - some of my students were working there and said that it was like teams from two different divisions. We are going to have to return to our "unbeatable" ways to come away with the right result.

When the game at Southampton takes place I know for a fact that the Brighton fans are going to be heavily policed and stewarded owing to recent events. I suggest that if someone near you tries to light a flare you punch their f***ing lights out. If it continues we are going to be end up being...

450psi at 1000ft - would cause hull rupture on many submarines at that level. Do you mean to tell me that Apple have NOT pressure tested the iPhone at that depth?! How dare they! :tantrum:

Thanks guys, an iPod Touch it is then. I think that having less storage space will probably force me to rationalise my music into what I actually want rather than just treating it as a portable hard drive that needs filling. I am quite comfortable being morally corrupt and going with the...

Turning to the font of all knowledge that is NSC I need some advice. My current iPod Classic is dying. Lots of error screens, etc, etc. I am looking to replace it around Xmas time by using the fabrication that is Santa and the subsequent retail shit storm that is now associated with this time...

Yes it is. Quite "Peru". Looks better on the team than on the fans, but I think that is true for most clubs. Lardy-arsed supporters in skin-tight nylon is never a look to aspire to!

They just mentioned Gus' first game in charge WHEN THEY WENT TO SOUTHAMPTON AND WON 3-1.

Sorted. Makes the Woking fans look like mugs again, what a brain dead bunch of fuckwits. Wonder if the FA will take action for the homophobic, boring chanting this time as it was on telly?