Recent content by Grassman

I back him all the way. British Jews don’t feel safe in London. That’s an effing outrage and an effing fact. I have no time for those who try to justify it in any way. My mate, a goth/alternative type with braided hair, wears a pentagram necklace. Twice, while in London, he was accosted and...

And Selhurst is about 40 years from being a top flight stadium….

That’s the boys from Slaves - who changed their name to Soft Play so as not to cause offence *sigh*. The one on the left is a Palace fan, but he’s alright other than that. They both live here in Tunbridge Wells, so not sure what their link is with him.

If it wasn’t so bloody far to Newcastle, I’d drive him there myself. Which reminds me. Do you remember in the late 70s/80s, they used to give directions for driving to away grounds In the match day programme - obviously for games coming up. Even as a kid I used to think, when it was a game in...

I often have a roll neck on…black, blue or a lovely white submariner one. I’ve never bought myself flowers…

As a massive Jam fan, none of the choices given are my personal fave. Obviously they suffer from being overplayed. All Mod Cons is the best album, so I’d go for either Fly or The Place I Love.

The part where Umbria and Marche share a border is particularly lovely!

I say don’t go to Tuscany! Go to the Marche instead. It’s as beautiful as Tuscany but cheaper and not as busy. My wife’s family are all from the region and are fiercely proud of it.

Sozza!

Can’t believe in the current climate anyone would pay that! Look at the three serial over payers Everton, Palace and West Ham. Everton now won’t, The Hammers definitely won’t. That leaves the Nigel’s then.

Can’t believe nobody has said Ken Bruce, yet. So, Ken Bruce. Chappers too, mainly because he sounds like a friend of mine.

AndySE20, I presume. Twat.

He did, although I always thought they looked a bit ropey, as did the soles of his feet.

Whereabouts is Coopers Corner? Is it where Merriments Lane joins the A21?

Best not to scratch below the surface on that one……it’ll only get infected.