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Wife: what do you want for your birthday? Me: I’d like a baboon arse please..

Until I figure out how to attach an image if someone could put up the Clockwork Orange poster it would be appreciated

I’d bring back Pans People

Once they start grumbling & needing attention, could continue for years- my advice would be to sack her off & get a new wife 👍

EasyJet flight 101 to South Croydon is ready for boarding..

Dead: Friday - Beastie Boys Sat - The Clash Sun - Chuck Berry (Legends slot). Bob Marley & Wailers Alive Friday - Beyonce Sat - ABBA Sun - Stevie Wonder (Legends slot). REM Just like to add this is NOT who I want to see & would be a completely different choice tomorrow!

Oi, Is that you Michael?

Would have staked my house on this being an obscure Joe Strummer number - Good job I didn't...I'd be homeless now!!

Okay, let’s have another go - This wasn’t bad for a 1960 b side from The Crickets:

Hangin’ on the telephone was the first one I thought of too, but this was second - I love rock & roll Oops, see someone’s already listed it…bugger!

After 28 years together, the wife & I still go out for a romantic meal once a week…she goes on a Tuesday & I go on Thursdays!

I have relied on the old stalwart Nick Cave for this beauty from Lay me low: They'll sound a fluegelhorn And the sea will rage, and the sky will storm All man and beast will mourn When I go Honourable mention to The Ramones in Teenage Lobotomy: Now I guess I’ll have to tell ‘em That I’ve got...

Power corruption & lies - new order Miami - gun club Ocean rain - echo & the bunnies Psychocandy - Jesus & Mary chain Bikini red - screaming blue messiahs More songs about love & hate - godfathers Psychedelic furs - psychedelic furs StoneAge romeos - hoodoo gurus Zombie birdhouse - iggy pop A...

This one is pretty good...Peter O’Toole (Legend) had a rather good grasp on drunk!