Recent content by Frank Provocation

Pigs (3 different ones) Also possibly fav tune of all time!

Although this game has been rightfully dubbed by some Palace fans 'The Miracle at the Amex' you have to admit, both goals Palace scored were unbelievably class! I'd say Heavenly!

Sorry 43 shots and 2 goals

In the 2 games this season Brighton had 43 shots on target and 1 goal. Palace had 4 shots and 3 goals. This is amazing how the Hell did Palace not get 4 goals?

What a victory today! Incredible! Time to check the prem table! Damn! accidentally got the Premiere league table starting from January. The mighty Crystal Palace were in 4th,just behind Arsenal, nothing unusual there coz they're in 4th now! But Brighton are bottom (Booooo!) But hey, todays win...

A week of Sunshine predicted here on my holibops in Hawaii and just heard Brighton result.... Hawaii 5-0 (you honestly really truly can't just make this shit up!)

"All you touch & all you see, is all your life will ever be" What about things you smell, taste & hear? And then there's the vestibular system which could be useful esp for driving a van!

Wow what an impressive win by Crystal Palace and isn't their away kit bloody beautiful!

Let's just face it, they're a bloody marvelous club. Well done Palace!

Like it! Some funny stuff on this thread!

Ha Ha!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/greggdd69/10-owls-that-look-like-roy-hodgson-england-footbal-5v0w From an article called 10 Owls that look like Roy Hodgson. There's only 8 Owls but twit twoo cares!

I hunger for the day when Evolution types form an alliance, make an army, then force religious types to shut up and behave or be dealt with. Especially the likes of Badfishes mother in law, seems like she's hooked and needs to be battered.

I feel an episode of Jeremy Kyle brewing. Hey Headband, did they make you repeat goal scorers names? chant to daddys big drum? What went on in the headband household? I'm thinking worse than the Joseph Fritzl dungeon. You poor c***!

Holy shit! to Palace fans, that probably makes you The Antichrist. With these Revelations I think you may need to be banned, you could be a Bad Omen.