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You're the one for me, Fati You're the one I really, really love And you will stay Promise you'll stay

Perfectly safe. You do need to be a bit careful going into the sea (like anywhere around here), as Marty says Stonefish are a bit nasty, jellyfish, that kind of thing. I've worked at universities abroad for the last few years (Middle East, Germany) so it's an extension of that. The...

Right. Although the giant centipedes are a 'challenge'. Plus, I like reggae, but could the bars just play something else occasionally?

Supporting some local education projects. Although the beautiful beaches, tropical climate and easy living have some compensations. On the flip side, it's a fairly lengthy trip to the Amex.

Yep, famously a pointless answer - always got a cheer in my house. We lived out here for a year about 10 years ago, and moved back permanently in April this year. Beautiful place, nice people, spiders the size of your hand. So you know, pros and cons. I've been trying to educate the locals on...

Nice. I'll hold you to that.

... or maybe one of the South Pacific islands? I'm in Port Vila, Vanuatu. Anyone nearby?

Man has sex with old women, ends up in jail.

How about 'Hünemeier, Hünemeier, Uwe Hünemeier', to the tune of Britney Spears' 'Womanizer' song? We sing it in my house.

In Stuttgart, Germany. Very happy and very drunk.

You could meet somebody who really loves you...

Flew in from Saudi yesterday, will be going to Spurs and Donny.

Beautiful.

Hello from Saudi. Easy win tonight, no problem whatsoever. I've got a particularly evil vat of home brew cider on chill, specially made for this moment of glory. What a great f*cking season! SEEEAAAAAGUUULLLLLSSS!!!!

Yeah, completely. Thank Christ for NSC.