Recent content by Dicktator Knight

As you are probably already aware we are holding another one of our very popular fans forums in the very near future and would like to hear from you about your views, concernsw, thoughts, feedback, whatever you'd like to get of your chest, as a starter and to get you thinking I have recieved in...

from now on anyone named Sue is banned from Withdean, yep even a guy named Sue. Posters will be put up as soon as my printer can produce enough to circulate around the ground.

Mullers, please can you make your statements quietly as you are beginning to embarrass me. You are so ungrateful I saved this club singled handed from the slums of kent brought it back to the lovely english back garden of ... Sussex and you are still not happy. The players already play part...

im not saying im bitter but should be be drawn at home to these sheepsh@ggers in the cup we will of course be banning them or charging them double to graze their knees on the holly steps of the eastbank of Withdean, now which will help my Falmer fund?

i would be very happy in that instance to offer the gentleman or lady a very good seat at Falmer, please don not sue as we are having enough court fees to pay out just to get this damm Falmer thing started let alone built!

I did also mention to Dave that ou r regular keeper is quite popular with the fans and i think he took it the wrong way. Greed also plays a large part in this, after all £500 a week isnt that bad seeing as he hardly puts in a 35hour week let alone 40 hours a week which when I told him the fans...

its been suggested to me that we have a smoking ban in the stands. If you feel the need to puff then we are quite happy for you to inhale at the back of the bike sheds. Please let me have your thoughts for the next board meeting.

more news to follow later

cant imagine a CP go to that trouble must be a BHA fans not thought the hate bit through at the beginning LOL!

never mind smacking children ive had a work with Steve Coppell and I have left himin no doubt unles sthe lads show the right committment next season he is under clear order from me to give each one of them a smack as they enter the dressing room and instead of MOM we shall be introducing a...

i shall be asking Mr Perry to check out this e-bay site tomorrow to see if we can raise any more money for the Falmer Project. I do however already have a striker for sale, Bobby and he may well be on e-bay soon. Anything that raises his price has gotta be worth a try. I reckon having missed the...

i would just like to point out that we try very hard to make this service of great benefit like offering a whole day, yes not just a few hours but 24 of them on trial for free, yep absolutely free. We will of course take a few details off you so we can constantly update and badger you into...

now i shall assume we are talking new players for the forthcoming seaosn you all wanna see how much ive spent ok, hang on in there while i get the calculater,now thats nothing add nothing add nothing, well we've spent nothing well not yey but we will be selling our prize asset, Bobby soon so...

when will you lot understand there is no money available to strength the team, ive spent it all on Falmer. The money they ask just to draw a few diagrams of the place, fvck knows where all the money's coming from to buit it! Never mind I'll be long gone by the time its thrown out by these...

i offered him the same deal as last seaosn which i thought was more than reasonable especially as you miserable lot wouldnt pay any more for your season tickets, anyway i offered to throw in a reserved car parking space, a free pie and chips at the end of each match and a can of shandy and he's...