Recent content by caesar salad

First ever game, when I was about 7, was in the seats in the West Stand with my dad. A Saturday afternoon in the middle of February, freezing cold, strange smells of pipe tabacco and Bovril wafting around the rafters. Nil-nil vs Halifax, btw. Up until then I had no idea that this all happened...

Quote of the day, from a Man City supporter who texted 5 Live: "Good riddance to overweight, unfit rubbish. Liverpool would have been better off signing Pauline Fowler." Well, it made me smile on the Friday evening lap of the M25.

Okay: what about your 'speculative half-chance' that missed the goal by about 40yrds (high, not wide) before parting the hair of a small child in a pushchair being taken for a pleasant Thursday evening constitutional thru Regent's Park? Are legal proceedings still pending, or did you settle out...

You're Stumpy and you know it. nylon xxx

I'll do it. Did it a few years ago, and apart from the bit through Croydon were you have to dodge burning tyres, dogs on bits of rope and double parked caravans it's a great day out. As you finally get to the top of the South Downs and see Sussex By The Sea laid out before you iin all it's glory...