Recent content by Bodular

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Someone else's child I wouldn't, but if it was my own child I would not have a problem.

They are looking forward to queuing in Alton towers already :)

I got 7 new Pokemon queuing in legoland, well the kids did �� I told them off for letting one go ��

Sorry I can't be bothered to read it all, but I know someone who's just moved him into somewhere else in Brighton recently as well. Personally I would like to see him back as he's proven at this level and should get the goals needed.

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Chesington really is crap, don't bother with dragons fury you will struggle if it's fat not muscle. Also if your kid is 1.3 meters plus I would say go to Thorpe park as it's just that much better or Alton towers if you fancy the drive, have been to all 3 this year and since the accident in Alton...

Pontins camber sands and Tunisia

Never lived anywhere else Ive done it in 4

Dipped

I played blackjack with micheal aspel a couple of years ago down rendezvous, I also had a beer in the Gladstone with gumbo from id :)

Good haircut for 100p :)

Sod it I've changed my mind last time though. I'd have a day with this mother/daughter combo ( they may have combined smaller boobs than Kate, but you can't have your toasted cheese sandwich and eat it can you ??? ) then down to the wagon for some cheeky lagers :thumbsup:

Sean Connery seems like a man who would enjoy a theme park, however I fear the hills in legoland maybe to much for an 84 year old. I'd suggest Thorpe park much flatter for the old boy and you're not to far from Windsor for you lunch date :thumbsup:

I scrap my original idea too, spend it with her, with out the wife knowing :) I'd probably go for a ham tomato and cheese sandwich which has been toasted then I'd take her down the wagon and horses for a couple of cheeky lagers