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    i agree your ban was wrong..but hey like the albion,north stand chat is a club for certain lickers to spin
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December 25, 1905 (111)
About Mr Burns
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December 26th 1905
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Ashley Barnes
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I was born Happy Burns to penniless parents in middle America.
After being adopted by a faceless billionaire, I attended Yale University and eventually amassed my own personal fortune. I am 104 years old . My mother, who had an affair with US President William Howard Taft, is still alive and is 123 years old. In 1940, at a college reunion, I had an affair with a woman after seeing "Gone With The Wind" at a local movie theater. This affair produced an illegitimate son, Larry Burns, whom I knew nothing about until 1996.

I spent time as a biochemist and bioterrorist before purchasing the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, where my fortune continued to grow. After accidentally killing my assistant, he secretly raised his son Waylon Smithers as my own. Our relationship has had its rough spots, as Smithers was one of the prime suspects in my shooting iin 1995.

Since then, I has opened a casino, which failed, and has been a drug-runner between Canada and the United States. I am also the head of the local Republican Party, where I successfully persuaded Robert "Sideshow Bob" Terwilliger to run for Mayor of Springfield, and Krusty the Klown to run for Congress.

I currently lives at Burns Manor in Springfield, USA, and I penned an autobiography, entitled "Will There Ever Be A Rainbow?", in 1991.

My full name is given as Charles Montgomery Plantagenet Schicklegruber Burns.
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