I've never been to Asia
I find it odd behaviour
I'm gonna dig a grave here
Coz I practice euthanasia.
Still my favourite is an exchange that I believe was between the Earl of Sandwich and Charles Fox:
"You sir, will die either on the gallows or of the pox!"
"That sir, depends on whether I embrace your morals or your mistress!"
I was with a work colleague who got in to a disagreement with a person in charge of the building we were working in. After realising he was losing the argument, this person came out with the classic, "Do you know who I am?" My colleague answered, "I don't know who you are, but I know WHAT you are." Brilliant!
Woman to Churchill: "You sir, are drunk"
Churchill "You madam are ugly. And in the morning I'll be sober"
Can't recall whom said to whom but ;
"I'm writing a novel"
"How interesting, neither am I".
An exchange between Churchill (I think) and a woman.
"If you were my husband I would poison your tea"
"If you were my wife, I would gladly drink it"
Bill Murray to Chevy Chase after winning a fistfight behind the scenes of SNL. Chase was notoriously despised by teh other cast and Murray was known as being very handy with his fists;
"Now **** off, you mediocre talent"
Who said to whom.Can't recall whom said to whom but ;