Conspiracy Theorists

[Timbo]

I love a good conspiracy theory. It's such a shame none of them are true

 

[smudge]

25, and he's a box monkey in the warehouse.
Very little ambition and smokes copious amounts of the devil's lettuce, which explains the vast majority of his ramblings.

Devil's Lettuce! Another new one on me, I love it. Need to get out more!

 

[smudge]

It is fun. I open it.......................and ridicule it. What's your problem?

Ok mate, when someone asks that to my face they're normally squared up for a ruck. I'm a lover not a fighter.
Just find it puzzling when thread police scream for a mod to do this or that.
Night hun.

 

[Megazone]

Devil's Lettuce! Another new one on me, I love it. Need to get out more!

On a positive, at least we know the Devil eat his greens. I guess he wasn't all that bad.

 

[The Optimist]

Has anyone read about the dangers of DHMO! Scary stuff.

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

 

[daveinprague]

Smoking some outside a bar as we speak

 

[Megazone]

Smoking some outside a bar as we speak

You're hard.

 

[The Optimist]

The moon doesn't actually exist, it's a hologram.

There are theories (from quantum mechanics I think) that the entire universe is a hologram.

 

[Megazone]

There are theories (from quantum mechanics I think) that the entire universe is a hologram.

Can you prove this?

 

[Gabbafella]

I will use the term "crayon eater" in future if that's ok with you. Splendid term of abuse.

By all means, happy to introduce you to new ways to insult people.

 

[The Optimist]

Can you prove this?

I can prove that there are theories:

https://www.southampton.ac.uk/news/2017/01/holographic-universe.page

But no I cannot prove the theories.

 

[daveinprague]

You're hard.

Nah, I don't get sexually excited normal life here.

 

[Megazone]

Nah, I don't get sexual excited

That's due to the devils lettuce.

Seek help!

 

[Megazone]

I can prove that there are theories:

https://www.southampton.ac.uk/news/2017/01/holographic-universe.page

But no I cannot prove the theories.

What is your view on these theories you are spreading on the internet?

 

[dingodan]

There was fuel in the buildings, there should have been some explosions. Many thousands of tons of falling steel and concrete etc is also going to make some noise. The events were filmed by thousands of people too, but the explosions to destroy the towers are absent from all footage.

And presumably the only towers to have jets fly into them.
Really? Well I'd certainly like to see the towers that had bigger fires, have you got links?
That sounds highly unlikely. The fuel went into the buildings, a fireball doesn't use that much energy.
That too sounds highly unlikely, can you show evidence of that please.
Agreed, I don't think that happened.

Well you can always google those things, I promise I wasn't lying.

Don't fancy a big debate on all this though, just wanted to correct the point that nobody heard anything like explosions, they did.

Even so, I don't know what happened, I try not to give it too much thought these days.

 

[daveinprague]

That's due to the devils lettuce.

Seek help!

Yeah, I will get my girlfriend to arrange it

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Well you can always google those things, I promise I wasn't lying.

Don't fancy a big debate on all this though, just wanted to correct the point that nobody heard anything like explosions, they did.

Even so, I don't know what happened, I try not to give it too much thought these days.

It's easier to go through life not questioning anything

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[lawros left foot]

I've got a theory that ALL conspiracy theories are a conspiracy,encouraged by a secret World Government department to confuse and distract the more (ahem) imaginative and perceptive members of society from the absolute mess they are making of the Earth.

 

[Megazone]

I've got a theory that ALL conspiracy theories are a conspiracy,encouraged by a secret World Government department to confuse and distract the more (ahem) imaginative and perceptive members of society from the absolute mess they are making of the Earth.

How did you come to this conclusion?

 

[Questions]

I work with a conspiracy nut job and he's a proper helmet with this stuff. It's like a constant, unstoppable torrent of garbage coming out of his mouth every day at work.
9/11 was an inside job, explosives in the buildings etc.
Moon landing was staged.
JFK assassination was a big cover up.
That's the bog standard stuff, then he'll really make himself look like a real crayon eater with guff like:
The Egyptians were in contact with aliens.
The earth is flat and all images from space are propaganda.
The moon doesn't actually exist, it's a hologram.

I've never met anyone as staggeringly consumed by total numptification and baffoonary with such disregard for common sense.

Holy ****eroonies I thought it was just me. It's f.....g unbelievable isn't it. I do some maintenance at a place and am friendly with a few guys who are like this. THREE OF THEM......in fact.

The thing is........ they have the right to vote and everything.